One of my favourite songs, as made popular again in Austin Powers 2: The Spy who Shagged Me

“I’ll never fall in love again” by Elvis Costello and Burt Bacharach What do you get When you fall in love? A girl with a pin To burst your bubble That’s what you get For all your trouble I’ll never fall in love again I’ll never fall in love again What do you get When you kiss a girl You get enough germs To catch pneumonia After you do, She’ll never phone ya I’ll never fall in love again I’ll never fall in love again Don’t tell me What it’s all about ‘cause I’ve been there And I’m glad I’m out Out of those chains Those chains that bind you That is why I’m here To remind you What do you get When you fall in love? You get enough tears To fill an ocean That’s what you get For your devotion. I’ll never fall in love again. I’ll never fall in love again. What do you get When you fall in love? You only get lies And pain and sorrow So far at least Until tomorrow I’ll never fall in love again I’ll never fall in love again