going down the drain….

Friday, 3 October 2003
Posted at 15:59.36 and filed under Uncategorized

what started as a good day ended up sucking big time man…

Good things…listened to nus jazz band @ ucc for a while..then went thru stats for the last time n rotted there till 5 something pm n went for test….

test was ok, i would say quite ez…ok lah..wun get full marks but then should be ok…

got 3 LTs having the test, 27 28 n 29

picked 28..n lucky son of a bitch..saw HER inside..wah lucky day…

even luckier.. asked n got her fone number..whoa..morale for test higher…

after test when going to collect bike, cos i parked @ a slight slope meant that bike was leaning over too much..n the moment i kick started it…it fell to the ground lor..n engine died off…suay things starting lifted it upright n then kana some 2T oil on my berms which stank like insect repellant…engine couldn’t start n i had to push start..

later tried smsing HER n SHE replied…eventually asked her if she’s free for dinner tml…then i quote “o cannot, i gonna meet my bf after discussion”

My whole world came crashing down…man not because i head over heels in love..but i think no guy in nus ever had this problem…where got ppl so suay, whoever he’s mildly interested in..sure attached/soon to be attached…grr

At YIH study room now..trying to finish my essay….o well..world must go on..sucky sucky

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Stupidity has got a limit rite..i THINK?

Posted at 15:57.23 and filed under Uncategorized

ppl do u all remember the master card ad? u noe..this one for example

so n so…50 bucks

this n this..100 bucks..

that n that…500 bucks..

those n these..PRICELESS

This is my version..but u have to imagine that stupidity can be measured in monetary terms..the stupider the higher the value

This is wat i’ve learnt from a physics experiment regarding elastic n inelastic collisions, total got 10 parts, each with 10 readings..so a total of 100 readings…all of which u must calculate initial and final linear momentum and kinetic energy, and percentage change…

I’m describing ppl in my prac..so if u think u’re the person n feeling pissed that i mocked @ u…i’m sorry..u can kiss my ass yea…SO SUE ME!

KEYING DATA DIRECTLY INTO EXCEL N USING FORMULAE - FREE OF CHARGE

WRITING ON PAPER, THEN KEYING INTO EXCEL N USING FORMULAE - 100 BUCKS

WRITING ON PAPER, THEN USING CALCULATOR FOR EVERYTHING - 1000 BUCKS

WRITING ON PAPER, THEN KEY EXCEL, THEN USE CALCULATOR - PRICELESS!

I rest my case, shall end by quoting my fren chee yeng..“pls hor..stupidity oso got limit”

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ABOUT jkaiser:
jkaiser is a physics graduate, and alumni of a "world class university" of NUS, which raises fees every yr, known fondly to some as aNUS. As an alumni, he get lots of letters from aNUS to ask for donations. The future for him is bright by wasting taxpayers' money working as a civil servant, and trying to screw with the minds of our future generation

He enjoys time online, and generally talking cock with his buddies, offline and online, while trying really hard not to bitch about silly ppl n not getting sued, having come somewhat close to being screwed by an asshole of a company

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