Complaints n thoughts..

Monday, 4 July 2005
Posted at 12:46.18 and filed under Two Wheels, Rantings

Been a really busy week, happening one i must say…ok a quick summary Monday zuoboh Tues worked @ ucc (zurich academic orchestra) Wed worked at airport @ 5am, met tecky who just came back from brit and esplanade training in evening Thurs worked at airport, on the way back kana birdshit on cheek Fri-Sat worked @ sch…sat 1.5 days next to this auntie with an opinion on anything and everything Sun aviva open @ indoor stadium..legs sore…

It’s not the 1st time i kana birdshit on my bike… but yea, 1st time on my body… basically was riding along bt timah road, near KK…heavy traffic in evening, so i had to weave between lanes @ a slower speed..hence opened up my helmet visor abit just to let the air (and exhaust) smoke blow in.. The next thing i knew, saw this white white thing coming straight @ me..no time to siam4 and it went straight thru the gap in my visor and splat! kana my left cheek…

Immediately knew that it can only be one thing… chao chee bye.. birdshit! resisted the temptation of lifting up the front of my helmet to wipe, i managed to find a side road to turn into and stopped to take off helmet…i wanted to check the damage on my face by lookign into the mirror but i stopped myself…used glove n wiped my cheek… kanina! heng got toilet nearby…the bird shit kana bit of my helmet..and my shirt collar… really amazing shit, literally..since it probably has a gap of less than 2cm @ my visor to aim thru… and yea..bird shit’s cold…i would think that it’s warm but yea..mabbe cos drop so far… i’m still traumatised…

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Had a few harrowing experiences on the road recently.. some are due to my fault, but mostly are due to weird drivers… ok it’s not nice to lambast all women drivers as cannot-make-it road hazards BUT any of u who drives or rides regularly would realise that when u put a middle-aged woman behind the wheel of a car, esp a SUV or MPV, it is a potentially dangerous combi.. dun believe me, just follow behind one…not 2-sec rule pls…observe 5-sec rule @ least..

Most Common Stunts
  1. Signal left/right and move in opp. direction
  2. Cannot keep in lane
  3. Expressway 90km/h on lane 1 (right lane)
  4. Cannot park straight (mostly for suv/mpv)
  5. Cannot decide where to go

Irritating

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