South Park: The Return of Chef

Saturday, 25 March 2006
Posted at 22:09.40 and filed under Musings, Links and such

South Park Season 10 just started with a big bang, they killed off Chef!

Some of you may have read that the voice for Chef, soul singer Issac Hayes walked out of the show after an episode in Season 9, “Trapped in the Closet”, parodied Scientalogy, which is a religious movement that Hayes subscribed to. He objects to the show’s producers continued parodising of religions and that it is “inappropriate ridicule” of religion. Quoting him:

There is a place in this world for satire but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry toward religious beliefs begins,
There is of cos nothing wrong with that, but obviously Hayes was offended that his faith got targetted. This is in view of the fact that he did not object to the earlier episodes where various faiths were parodised, including having an image of the Prophet Muhammad and making fun of Mormons. So you are basically looking at a case of “can make fun of others but not me”

South Park’s creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone saw it as that, but they released Hayes from the show, and also promptly declared war on Scientalogy:

So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!

The duo signed the statement “Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu.”

Episode 1001 was about Chef returning after a 3-month adventure with the Super Adventure Club, and returning home wanting to molest and have sex with children. The boys discovered that Super Adventure Club’s members travel around the world to have sex with children in exotic settings, following the lead of their founder who gained immortality doing that last time.

To cut a long story short, the boys discovered that Chef was hypnotised and they managed to revive him with a psychologist’s help. But later Super Adventure Club managed to capture him again. Later while escaping with the boys, Chef had the opportunity to choose between a normal life and staying with Super Adventure Club.

He chose the latter.

Crossing back across the ropebridge, it broke and he fell into the ravine, falling onto a rock. A mountain lion and a grizzly bear attacked him n killed him.

During his funeral, Kyle has this to say:

We’re all here today because Chef has been such an important part of our lives. A lot of us don’t agree with the choices Chef has made in the past few days. Some of us feel hurt and confused that he seemed to turn his back on us. But we can’t let the events of the last week take away the memories of how much Chef made us smile. I’m gonna remember Chef as the jolly old guy who broke into song. I’m gonna remember Chef as the guy who gave us advice to live by. So you see, we shouldn’t be mad at Chef for leaving us. We should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brains.

Despite the death of Chef in this episode, this is going down as one of the classic South Park episodes, in the sense that war has been explicitly declared on Scientalogy, a clear msg that Parker and Stone would not submit easily to the Scientalogists.

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Efficiency may not be a good thing

Posted at 19:36.25 and filed under aNUS, Rantings

Blind efficiency that is… I was eating @ PGP, enjoying my green curry chicken. Halfway thru, i decided to buy myself an ice-cream waffle from the waffle stall 2 tables away. Leaving my food there, walking 2 tables, n taking about a min to order, i turned my head thereafter and lo and behold! the uncle just cleared my table… nabeh! Not the 1st time, last time @ nuh oso like that but i managed to save my fried rice. Green Curry Chicken with Rice, however didn’t have the luck. Sometimes i wish ppl really think 1st b4 doing something robotically. But then again, mabbe the uncle tot that i no appetite/anaemic/trying to lose weight..

On another note, i saw PDQ86 and her bf just now, omg! forgot to get autograph from everyone’s fav blogger. This btw, is wat happens when u see someone’s foto too often. 化成灰也认得

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Dreamz FM- Should I Stay

Posted at 13:53.12 and filed under Uncategorized, Lyrics Galore!

Very long time never post any song lyrics, this is one of my fav grps. Click more for the full lyrics, msn/email me if u want the song. ;)

Should I Stay by Dreamz FM

Had a drive Driven by your love But when you messed around I lost the drive I found

Thought you needed Needed someone true But you changed your mind Or had I failed you?

Wish you’d been Careful with my heart But you tore it apart And broke an angel’s heart

The kiss was true Has to end somehow But I am livin’ proof of what love is about

It’s hard holding you Loving you, losing you It’s sad to be true And be fooled by you I don’t know (I don’t know) I gotta know Should I stay or should I go?

(more…)

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Pantang or not

Posted at 01:23.16 and filed under Two Wheels, Musings

Are you superstitious? I think i’m not, yet when there is a funeral next to the place where i usually park, there is a weird feeling. Stole a look at the foto of the lady who passed on, she looked like she was in her late 70s. I hope she had a good life. I hope she takes care of me when i ride out the next few days…

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Budget Airlines

Posted at 00:41.18 and filed under Musings, Singapore

I was just chatting with andrea over msn about air ticket prices, especially those for round trips to taipei. I think i’m more or less firm over taking jetstar, since the promotion for thai airways isnt that enticing. Thai is more expensive by less than 10 bucks but seriously i dun fancy a stopover in bangkok which would extend the total travel time to 7hrs 10 mins, instead of jetstar’s 4 hrs odd. I figured that i can live w/o food for 4 hrs, since you have to buy food in the plane and u can’t bring your own food. And she claims that the x-ray scanner can see the burgers that i’m trying to sneak on board, and mabbe the cabin crew would confiscate my burger and resell back to u for 8 bucks..

Of cos there are other ways of milking the budget passenger:

Ten Ways for budget airlines to milk their passengers:

  1. The confiscate n sell your food back to you idea on top..
  2. Use toilet: 50 cents. 1 pack of tissue: $1.00
  3. All planes to be controlled by new pilots unless more than 50% of the passengers pay a $50 surcharge to upgrade pilot to a veteran one.
  4. Seats would not recline unless you put a 50 cents coin, every 30 mins. Failure to do so would mean instant springing back of the seat.
  5. Sell prime seats for a premium, ie. near toilet, or far away from escape doors
  6. Stewardess will bug u every 5 mins to ask u buy food or kopi unless u tip her with $50
  7. Baggage space above the seats are operated with EZlink cards *toot toot*
  8. Calling for assistance costs $1 each time. This is different from the stewardess bugging u to buy kopi
  9. Conduct tours of cockpit for kids at $50 each. Remember dun ask the parents, just ask the kids. Persuade the kid and the parent follows automatically
  10. Sell immigration forms that are actually given out for free. Charge $5 for a form-filling service

:D

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jkaiser is a physics graduate, and alumni of a "world class university" of NUS, which raises fees every yr, known fondly to some as aNUS. As an alumni, he get lots of letters from aNUS to ask for donations. The future for him is bright by wasting taxpayers' money working as a civil servant, and trying to screw with the minds of our future generation

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