Calvin and Hobbes

Friday, 28 April 2006
Posted at 00:38.47 and filed under Links and such, Visual Orgy

25 Great Calvin & Hobbes Strips

“…And it’s really a shame that it’s so difficult to quantify this strip’s greatness. I can confidently state that Calvin & Hobbes outclasses the rest of the comic strip world more than anything else has ever outclassed the rest of its medium. Sans this strip, the industry is characterized by guys sitting on rocks making stupid puns, a Family Circus kid misunderstanding the meaning of a word, or an overweight father playing golf while telling jokes such as I LIKE GOLF and GOLF IS HARD. It’s a medium that doesn’t really deserve something as good as Calvin & Hobbes, but it got it anyway, and the newspaper-reading world was made a better place by it. …”

Click the title for more ;)

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Maths ppl got humour?

Posted at 00:38.23 and filed under Links and such

Off this site

Top 10 Excuses for Not Turning in Math Homework

10. It’s Isaac Newton’s birthday.
9. I couldn’t decide whether i is the square root of -1 or i are the square root of -1.
8. I accidently divided by 0 and my paper burst into flames.
7. It’s stuck inside a Klein bottle.
6. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook.
5. I had too much pi and got sick.
4. Someone already published it, so I didn’t bother to write it up.
3. A four-dimensional dog ate it.
2. I have a solar calculator and it was cloudy.
1. There wasn’t enough room to write it in the margin.

If you think this is lame, it’s nothing compared to the following…

Top Ten Math Major Pick-Up Lines

10. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
9. Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
8. My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
7. Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
6. Wanna come back to my room….and see my 733mhz Pentium?
5. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
4. Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen.
3. Why don’t you come up to my place to see my slide rule collection?
2. I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect you and union you.
1. Would you like to see my log?

Physics, then again, I’m sure we can be equally lame-ass…anyway more stuff on the site, including y stats ppl make the best lovers…

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Why opposition doesn’t come to Bukit Timah

Posted at 00:13.12 and filed under Musings, Singapore

My poor attempt at talking politics after physics exams

And so election fever has finally hit Singapore, and as usual, we are never concerned about which party will be elected. We are only concerned about the percentage of the popular vote obtained by PAP, and whether or not Potong Pasir and Hougang comes back under PAP, or would they miss upgrading for another time.

Elections period, life goes on in my area, Bukit Timah. As expected, the PAP got a walkover for the area as part of the Holland-Bt Timah GRC. To say that Bukit Timah is a stronghold is pretty much an understatement. In summary, Bt Timah is as stable as a mountain (pun intended)


Out of kaypoh-ness curiosity, I took a look at the Elections Dept website for a look at the results of the past elections in Bt Timah, and it was pretty interesting

Year & TypeWinning Party (%)
1955 Legislative AssemblyPAP (52.45%)
1959 Legislative AssemblyPAP (58.31%)
1963 Legislative AssemblyBarisan Sosialis (52.39%)
1966 Legislative By-ElectionPAP (Walkover)
1968 Parliamentary ElectionPAP (Walkover)
1972 Parliamentary ElectionPAP (66.78%)
1976 Parliamentary ElectionPAP (Walkover)
1980 Parliamentary ElectionPAP (Walkover)
1984 Parliamentary ElectionPAP (Walkover)
1988 Parliamentary ElectionPAP (Walkover)
1991 Parliamentary ElectionPAP (72.64%)
1997 Parliamentary ElectionPAP (Walkover as a GRC)
2001 Parliamentary ElectionPAP (77.37%)

You can just see how dominant PAP is in Bt Timah, only lost once in 1963, marking the 2nd time that Bt Timah fell out of the govt’s hands.

Off wikipedia…

The Battle of Bukit Timah was a momentous battle fought during World War II on 11 February 1942 in Singapore between the Allied forces and the Japanese forces. The battle was one of the bloodiest during the Japanese conquest, with staggering casualties suffered on both the defending locals who fought with the Allied forces, and the invading Japanese forces. Bukit Timah was a strategic location where the British have stockpiled ammunition and armoured and transportation vehicles. The hill also faces a body of important resource - a reservoir.

To say that Bt Timah ppl (Timahans? haha!) are politically apathetic may be too blanketing of a word in this case.. I say that the economic status of the residents and the physical infrastructure of the area leaves the Opposition with hardly any fodder to fight with. Even for PAP, it’s mainly the process of maintaining the current pace of development, and not really going all out to try something new.

This place is a bloody rich men area lah.. the main cluster of flats here are the 19 blocks in toh yi drive. Those blocks are not that old, probably about 17 years, and i’ve stayed here for 15. This is the so-called ghetto of Bt Timah, the poor men area. And mind you, my neighbours are not that poor, I see dunno how many plasma tv boxes being dumped @ the refuse collection point, many big cars, including a Z4 and a Fairlady. We are just poor, as compared to the condo/landed property people.

So there is not much point in campaigning for covered walkways and lifts that stop at every level. Not to say that there isn’t a need for them, it’s just that we can still live w/o them. And no point building covered walkways into the private estates. ppl would be driving most of the time…

Come to think of it, there are many post-65ers here, ppl who are more receptive to new ideas from a credible Opposition. Let’s hope the absorption into a GRC is only a one-off affair to protect the area from fallign into the Opposition’s hands since the incumbent MP Dr Wang Kai Yuen is stepping down after 22 years.

“Next election must come here hor, let me exercise my right of universal suffrage as a citizen”

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jkaiser is a physics graduate, and alumni of a "world class university" of NUS, which raises fees every yr, known fondly to some as aNUS. As an alumni, he get lots of letters from aNUS to ask for donations. The future for him is bright by wasting taxpayers' money working as a civil servant, and trying to screw with the minds of our future generation

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