My birthday’s less than 24 hrs away, 5th May, 24th bdae…old man yes i am.. Was looking at some of my frens’ blogs, where they put up their birthday wishes.. so i should do the same too. In case ppl want to buy me stuff but can’t decide wat to get for me…haha!

I’ve broken up the list into 3.. Fucking Unrealistic, Are You Kidding Me?, and Ok Lah, Can Consider..

FUCKING UNREALISTIC

Honda CBR1100xx Blackbird ~S$22,000 (incl insurance n road tax)

Don’t just buy me bike hor..the road tax and insurance will kill me if u dun pay too..

Apple MacBook Pro S$4221

15 inch would do, 17 inch too heavy


ARE YOU KIDDING ME??

Any PDA / PDA-phone S$400-1000 I have too many dates to remember!! Sponsorship for Class 2 lessons ~S$300 So that i can ride that big baby on top if you buy me one..heh

4-6 more shirts, and pants for work ~$400 A teacher has to look decent rite?

Sponsorship for Taiwan ~S$100-1500 For me to buy all the 槟榔 from the 槟榔妹, excess funds will be donated to NKF, haha!

OK LAH, CAN CONSIDER…

A new shirt ~S$50 Similar to top but only 1

Cash Angpow S$10-50 Nothing beats Progress Package II cold hard cash

Airfare to Phnom Penh ~S$100 For recce trip in August Borders/Kino Voucher at least S$50 You can’t get much @ Borders/Kino for anything less than that

Anything but display stuff/soft toys that speaks for itself..

Call or SMS to wish me happy birthday. I know you cheapos are waiting for this..haha!

happy birthday to me..
happy birthday to me…
happy birthday to jk…
happy birthday to me..

Last chance to do this liaoz..this shall be a running list

1. Sat 15/04: Helped huix edit her 23 page attachment report. Being totally anal about grammar and language
2. Sun 16/04: Decided to take a longer way home, rode down west coast, to pandan gardens and ended up near bird park..back via AYE, jurong town hall road, PIE.
3. Mon 17/04: Yellow Rooftop walk from Science to Engine to Arts to Law to Biz, and back to Sci with Physics classmates
4. Tue 18/04: Smsed her to wish her happy 22nd birthday, spent last nite looking at the cards she gave me. No reply as of now. Is this supposed to be relaxing in 1st place?
5. Wed 19/04: Chatted with physics classmates about vacations, shit..wrong time for this!!
6. Fri 21/04: Looked at fashion parade in Cosmetics exam, and marvelled @ claudia’s hamsters.. read this post
7. Sat 22/04: Watched GTO anime on youtube, currently on episode 13 (out of 43)
8. Sun 23/04 - Wed 26/04: Sporadic watching of GTO advanced the episode count to 23
9. Thurs 27/07: Nomination Day, nominated Huike as class rep, and she got a walkover. 1st task, arrow her to plan post-exam activities. 4th may soccer, 7th may canoeing, 8th may physics graduation lunch
10. Sun 30/04: Moped ard @ home, found new episodes of 我猜 on youtube…damn youtube!
11. Mon 01/05: Attended SDP rally @ woodlands stadium, went into JB for a ride to 2nd Link. 1 Ramly Burger down my throat, 11 litres of Petronas Primax into my bike..
12. Tues 02/05: Attended WP rally @ open muddy field in tampines with carlin n her fren..stood 2.5 hrs in mud n laughed @ teochew speeches that made sense
13. Wed 03/05: Eve of last paper..pondered about the flipflopping minister, advanced my GTO anime episode count to 31 (out of 43). Fuck torrents and youtube…