Birthday Wishes

Thursday, 4 May 2006
Posted at 00:50.43 and filed under Musings

My birthday’s less than 24 hrs away, 5th May, 24th bdae…old man yes i am.. Was looking at some of my frens’ blogs, where they put up their birthday wishes.. so i should do the same too. In case ppl want to buy me stuff but can’t decide wat to get for me…haha!

I’ve broken up the list into 3.. Fucking Unrealistic, Are You Kidding Me?, and Ok Lah, Can Consider..

FUCKING UNREALISTIC

Honda CBR1100xx Blackbird ~S$22,000 (incl insurance n road tax)
blackbird
Don’t just buy me bike hor..the road tax and insurance will kill me if u dun pay too..

Apple MacBook Pro S$4221

15 inch would do, 17 inch too heavy :D


ARE YOU KIDDING ME??

Any PDA / PDA-phone S$400-1000 I have too many dates to remember!! Sponsorship for Class 2 lessons ~S$300 So that i can ride that big baby on top if you buy me one..heh

4-6 more shirts, and pants for work ~$400 A teacher has to look decent rite?

Sponsorship for Taiwan ~S$100-1500 For me to buy all the 槟榔 from the 槟榔妹, excess funds will be donated to NKF, haha!

OK LAH, CAN CONSIDER…

A new shirt ~S$50 Similar to top but only 1

Cash Angpow S$10-50 Nothing beats Progress Package II cold hard cash

Airfare to Phnom Penh ~S$100 For recce trip in August Borders/Kino Voucher at least S$50 You can’t get much @ Borders/Kino for anything less than that

Anything but display stuff/soft toys that speaks for itself..

Call or SMS to wish me happy birthday. I know you cheapos are waiting for this..haha!

happy birthday to me..
happy birthday to me…
happy birthday to jk…
happy birthday to me.. ;)


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  1. I don’t have your phone number. So I’ll settle for the next best thing: Happy birthday!

    Comment by Hai~Ren — Friday, 5 May 2006 @ 00:14.32

  2. eh got rumour that someone last nite didnt get off podium at all @ zouk..hha! thanks yea

    Comment by jkaiser — Friday, 5 May 2006 @ 00:56.59

  3. Cheapo #143 reporting! Happy Birthday!

    Comment by @BEL — Friday, 5 May 2006 @ 07:35.49

  4. Happy Birthday!

    Comment by anonymous — Friday, 5 May 2006 @ 21:27.58

  5. thanks abel and anon ;)

    Comment by jkaiser — Saturday, 6 May 2006 @ 00:41.04

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