A funny msn conversation with rui on why a singapore should head UN… one of the posts by me have been censored off…way too hiong liaoz

Session Start: Saturday, November 18, 2006


(2:38 PM) JK: who fleas
(2:38 PM) rui: hellppp
(2:38 PM) rui: gimme top10 reasons why a singaporean shd be the secretary general for UN
(2:38 PM) JK: i can’t think of one leh
(2:38 PM) JK: we dun deserve it lah
(2:38 PM) rui: its
(2:38 PM) rui: for
(2:38 PM) rui: an impromptu

(2:38 PM) rui: speech
(2:38 PM) rui:

(2:38 PM) JK: ppl will everyday shoot us for human rights/ free press etc
(2:38 PM) rui: meant to be funny
(2:38 PM) rui: haha
(2:38 PM) JK: ok it’s supposed to be funny one ah?
(2:39 PM) JK: so rubbish can lah/
(2:39 PM) rui: yup
(2:39 PM) rui: my bf needs to perform this in 1 hour
(2:39 PM) rui: hahah
(2:39 PM) JK: haha toastmasters?
(2:39 PM) rui: hahaha somethign like that
(2:39 PM) rui: i cant even think of ONE reason la
(2:39 PM) JK: we carry balls of all the big powers..everybody likes us
(2:39 PM) rui: HAHAHAHHA
(2:39 PM) rui: that’s not a nice way to say it
(2:39 PM) rui: but okay
(2:39 PM) JK: we are member of Coaltion of the Willing
(2:40 PM) JK: so we are with THEM, not AGAINST them
(2:40 PM) rui: HAHA

(2:40 PM) JK: er…
(2:40 PM) JK: i got one that is abit risky
(2:40 PM) JK: hah
(2:40 PM) rui: haha
(2:40 PM) rui: what

(2:41 PM) JK: CENSORED POST
(2:41 PM) rui: hahaha we try to brainwash everyone?

(2:41 PM) JK: ok another one..
(2:42 PM) JK: if we head security council, we will hold elections when WE are ready… not when the OTHERS are ready..we will talk about the moral high ground
(2:42 PM) JK: So that we dun waste time thinking about “how to fix the opposition”
(2:42 PM) rui: hahahaha

(2:43 PM) JK: i hope its closed door session
(2:44 PM) JK: we will wipe out corruption within the un by ensuring that every staff member is well-paid, with the increased contributions from the less developed countries… up by 2% each
(2:45 PM) JK: er…
(2:45 PM) rui: all very risky

(2:46 PM) JK: we have an innate ability to form committees to discuss about forming committees to discuss about forming committees to discuss about anything, like winning olympic gold
(2:46 PM) JK: we can unite NATO with UN
(2:46 PM) JK: No Action Talk Only
(2:46 PM) JK:

(2:48 PM) rui: u definitely cannot put this on ur blog
(2:48 PM) rui: haha
(2:48 PM) rui: lemme compile
(2:48 PM) rui:

(2:49 PM) JK: haha on contrary..i wanna put leh
(2:49 PM) JK: mabbe xcept the muslim one
(2:50 PM) rui: HAHAHA
(2:50 PM) rui: ok
(2:51 PM) rui: my friend
(2:52 PM) rui: “we are a country of 4million smiles. where else can u find such a high concentration of smiles”
(2:52 PM) JK: haha!!!